Rabbini's Famous Fakes (Mac4less): May 2009

My Claim To Fame

I scammed the Specktra dumbasses and MakeupGeek freaks...but I'm gonna be honest with you guys...the shit is fake. Thanks for the money losers. Fake Fake Fake. That's my motto and it will be yours too if you buy this fake shit. Har Har Har!!!

Who is Rabbini

I'm known all over the world under many different names. My latest alias is Mac4less. Don't worry about remembering that because I will have a new name as soon as it gets hot. I really like for my customer (Johns) to email me, call me or just stop by my home. You are all welcome.

Nighat Rabbani
.9 Ollie Ave Brampton,
ON L6X 0M8.
Email: click here to email me!

The Product

For A Limited Time Only!!! For the next 24 hours anyone that calls me directly at home at 905-230-8482 will get a buy one get 10 free special. That's right you buy one and I will give you 10 free. And... For the next 24 hours anyone that knocks on my door and says the phase that pays(give me that fake funky stuff) will get a buy one get 20 free special. So hurry on over to 9 Ollie Ave Brampton, ON L6X 0M8 Just ask for me Nighat Rabbani. For all of you lazy ass that don't want to call or come over I have a special for you too. For the next 10 hours anyone that emails me at two_taurians@hotmail.com with the phase that pays (Nighat Rabbani stole my dog) will get a buy one get two free special. As you can see it's better to stop on by. Come see me around 1am for a extra special secret treat!!!

You might be wondering how I can afford to do this it's simple my products are made from the finest dog shit and roach powder. I have 11 dogs and a house full of roaches so I never run out of the materials I need to make Rabbini's Famous Fakes.

At Rabbini's famous fake we carry nothing but the ugliest Mac fakes made. They look nothing like the orginial items but who cares as long as I get paid. Rabbini's fakes are like no other fake mac cosemetics. When you purchase Rabbini's fakes you get the extra features like:

Itchy Eyes

Severe allergic reaction to roach powder (our famous ingredient)

facial boils

diphtheria

plagues

gout

ringworm

blurred vision

you see dead people (you)

constipation

jaundice

head lice

crabs

anal warts

and last but not least

Swine Flu (I am the pig behind swine flu, it should be call Rabbini sickness)
gonorrhea (because I use the products before I send them to you)

You want pigments then you have come to the right place and unlike Mac our pigments are really made by a Pig. Notice the cheesy cheap plastic container. Why go for quality when you can get this cheap ass container. At Rabbini's we specialize in photographing these fake ass products so that they look better than the authentic ones. But!!! they do fall apart really easily so don't call back or come back with your complaints because I don't give a damn! Got it!!! Har Har! And for the question everyone always ask "can I get my money back?" hell no dumb broad I wouldn't be a crook if I did that. Did You take me for a honest person ya moron!!!

Take a look at these:

Nighat Rabbani
.9 Ollie Ave Brampton,
ON L6X 0M8.
905-230-8482
Email: click here to email me!

Nighat Rabbani
.9 Ollie Ave Brampton,
ON L6X 0M8.
905-230-8482
Email: click here to email me!

So Fake and So Cheap!!!

Nighat Rabbani
.9 Ollie Ave Brampton,
ON L6X 0M8.
905-230-8482
Email: click here to email me!

Nighat Rabbani
.9 Ollie Ave Brampton,
ON L6X 0M8.
905-230-8482
Email: click here to email me!